Collected Aberrations Vol. 1

1 Shitnoise Powerviolence Can Suck My Fucking Man Cunt 2 Grinding Horse Meat for Pig Swill 3 Eyeball Licking Is a Legitimate Fetish 4 Mother-Cunt-Fucker 5 This Song Has No.1 Written All Over It 6 But This One Is Fucking Shit 7 Two Dicks Docking 8 Fist Fucking a Prolapsed Rectum 9 Drinking Tramp Sick Through a Hole in the Bottom of a Skip 10 Cumming Over Pictures of Hilary Clinton 11 Dog Fucker Fucking Dogs 12 Purple Vein (Prince Cover) 13 Jesus Also Thinks You're a Fucking Cunt 14 Your Phone Number Written in Bloody Shit on a Toilet Wall 15 Meat Masturbation 16 Waiter, Waiter, There's a Deflowered Cunt in My Soup 17 Inflatable Fucktard Doll 18 Shitting Out Broken Glass 19 Kid With Down's Syndrome Wearing a Deflowered Cunt Tee Shirt 20 Your Cunt Is Bollocks Deep in My Throat 21 This One's a Classic 22 Dick Is Short for Richard, Richards Dick Is Short 23 Skull Fucked While in a Vegetative State 24 I Swear I Didn't Know She Was Three 25 Fingerblasted Fudge Tunnel 26 Me and My Raping Hammer 27 Your Mom Scissorfucking My Mom 28 Pissing Puss 29 Breastfeeding in Public Is on My To-Do List 30 A Disappointing Post Mortum Blow Job 31 Asphixi-Wank 32 Every Dumb Fuck Stupid Fucking Thing You've Ever Said or Done Laid Bare for Everyone to See 33 The Ratio of People to Limbs in the Paralympics Is Fucked 34 Shitty Ass to Mouth 35 My Girlfriends Husband Fights for My Freedom 36 A Cunt Shaped Hole Carved in Meat 37 I Fucked the Girl in Hanson 38 Cut Your Own Fucking Throat and Choke You Fucking Cunt 39 Diving for Clams in a Piss Ridden Brothel 40 Spitting Out Splintered Teeth 41 Zombie Octopus Tentacle Fuck 42 Cleveland Steamer 43 Ceflowered Cunt's Christmas Song 44 Cold Cunt, Warm Beer 45 Die Screaming in 40,000 Pounds of Horse Shit 46 Double Dicked in the Stoma Hole 47 Self Harm Gets Me Hard 48 A Never Ending Stream of Cunts Fucking Everything Up Until We All Suffocate and Bake on a Dead Fucking Planet 49 Sex Reassignment Surgery Performed on an Unconscious Vicar 50 Deflowered Cunt Fucking Hate You 51 No One Misses Prostitutes 52 Dxcx Are Hated 53 A Cannon Full of Clown Shit Fired Point Blank in Your Face 54 Two Rednecks and One Nervous Pig 55 Bludgeoned to Weath With a Lump of Frozen Shit 56 Anal Cunt Stole Our Band Name 57 Prison Shank Death-Fist Party 58 Punched the Fuck to Sleep 59 Your Mom Is Still Scissor Fucking My Mom 60 Rectal Massacre 61 Black Lunged Meth Addict With a Raging Hard On 62 Dickhead Enabler 63 Deepthroating for Jesus 64 Hammer Fueled Cock and Ball Torture 65 Deflowered Cunt Played Over the Tanoy in a Nursing Home Until Everyone Shits Themselves to Death 66 Blast Furnace Vasectomy 67 I Stood on a Lego and My Fucking Leg Exploded 68 Mistaking Napalm for Lube 69 My Birth Certificate Is an Apology Letter From the Abortion Clinic 70 Maggot Infested Sweet Meats 71 Post Masturbation Self Loathing 72 A Barrage of Shit Filled Puke 73 Anal Beard Swarming With Lice 74 Nobody Cares About Your Shitty Noisecore Band 75 200 Paracetamol and a Quart of Tequila, Two Razor Blades and a Nice Hot Bath 76 Shooting the Shit With the Village Idiot 77 Sweet Rims on My Dank Ride 78 A Face That Could Launch a Thousand Shits 79 Fresh Meat Prison-Buggered Into Oblivion 80 The Unfortunate Outcome of Your Parents Pathetic Lust 81 No Cure for Being a Cunt 82 Branding Iron Baptism 83 An All Encompassing Complete and Total Terrorfuck 84 The Spacedicks Appreciation Society 85 A Dildo Dipped in Dog Piss 86 I've Got All the Diseases, All of Them 87 Neo-Necro Death Shits 88 By the Saw I Live 89 When You Speak I Want to Murder You Slowly 90 Bat Shit Fucking Mental Bastard With a Baseball Bat 91 A Leper and His Limbs Are Easily Parted 92 Gut Punching Girl Guides and Stealing Their Cookies 93 I Live in a Bin and Get Jizzed on for Money 94 A Cop With His Hand on His Dick and His Gun in Your Face 95 Deep Fried Dog Dick Finger Food 96 Catastrophic Colostomy Bag Failure 97 Dropping Roofies Gives Me a Sore Asshole 98 A Savage Blow to the Testicles 99 Knicker Sniffer 100 I've Finally Found a Woman Who Will Shit on My Neck 101 An Advert for Ladyboys Who Shit on Peoples Necks 102 A Magical Adventure Full of Wonder and Ponies 103 Celebrating by Gently Masturbating and Weeping Quietly 104 Bodybag 105 Why Don't You Stick Your Fucking Snow Globe Up Your Arse? 106 You've Got Shit on Your Breath 107 It's Ridiculously Shallow, It's the Best I Can Do 108 How About It Huh? How A-Fucking-Bout It? 109 Cancer Is the Magic Cure for People 110 Well That's All Cool by Me 111 My Armchair Is a Wheelchair 112 I'm Slowly Breaking All the Windows in My Greenhouse, Now I'm Homeless and All Without 113 If I Bleed Any More I Won't Be Able to Get Up for Work in the Morning 114 It's Your Birthday Joe! 115 I Bet You'd Chew His Fucking Face Off 116 I'm So Butt Hurt, You Look Like You'd Throw Me a Bone, You Look Like a Nice Guy 117 Fucking Cunt 118 How About That Football Shit Huh? 119 Fuck Fucking Physics 120 Ooooosh! \par 121 I Can't Write Anymore... 122 Myxomatosis Killed My Bunny Rabbit 123 I'm So Fucking Horny but My Cock Has Fallen Off 124 I'm What You Wanted Isn't It? 125 Now Grind Your Fucking Face Into the Ground Before I Punch It the Fuck Off 126 Sentience Is a State of Mind, and Your State of Mind Is Fucking Supid 127 I Fucked Everything, Then Everything Fucked Me 128 Bastard Blood Bleeding Thoughts Thoughts Bleeding Bastard Blood Dead \par 129 Wanking Outside A 7-11 130 What Do I Do With All These Nails? 131 The Glue Sniffers in My Neighbourhood Never Share Their Shit With Me 132 Lovewall 133 I Bet You Thought This Would All Be Over Soon? No Such Fucking Luck Son (Radio Edit Designed for Commercial airplay) 134 Start Strong, Finish Dead