The First 100 Songs

1 You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit 2 PTSD Is Gay 3 Some Mexicans Aren’t Rapists 4 I Like the Soldiers Who DON’T Get Captured 5 My Daughter Is a Piece of Ass 6 Poor People Are Too Stupid to Get a Loan From Their Parents 7 There’s My African American! 8 Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever 9 Mexican Judges Don’t Count 10 Journalism Is Gay 11 I’d Date My Daughter 12 Grab Em by the Pussy 13 Take His Coat 14 Breast Feeding Is Gay 15 Ted Nugent Is Cool 16 Dave Mustaine Is Cool 17 Trump Tower Has the Best Taco Bowl 18 Poll Watcher 19 Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well 20 Changing Diapers Is Gay 21 Build That Wall 22 Alex Jones Is Smart 23 I’m in Astonishingly Excellent Health 24 Stay in Your Pens 25 911 Was Inconvenient for Me, Personally 26 Make America Great Again 27 Nobody Respects Women More Than Me 28 Harriet Tubman Is, Like, a 3 29 I Demand an Apology! 30 That Makes Me Smart! 31 Mammograms Are Gay 32 Nasty Woman 33 Before I Proceed, I’d Like to Hear the Other Side of the Argument Against Cervical Cancer 34 Flip Your Panties 35 The Fat Picture 36 If I Don’t Respect Women, Then How Come I Own a Beauty Pageant? 37 Some of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet to Sexualize 38 The Trump Rule 39 Working Wives 40 Whom I’d Sleep With 2000 (In Order) 41 Take the Hebe Outta Holocaust 42 The Old State Department Library 43 Christian Discount 44 Race Detector 45 Anne Frank Memorial Bagel Chips 46 Let’s See Some I.D. 47 If It’s Alright With Putin 48 The ACLU Is Gay! 49 Nuclear Football Photo-Op 50 Does This Cross Make Me Look Fat? 51 Sick People Are Gay 52 For All My Friends!!! 53 Asking for It? 54 Victory Lap 55 Old People Are Gay 56 The Jobs You’ll Get 57 It’s My Hat Now! 58 Can You Believe It? 59 Riot Receipt 60 Kill the Poor, Then Fuck the Poor, Then Bill Their Families 61 Make America Say Merry Christmas Again! 62 Baby, It’s Cold Outside 63 Jingle Pence 64 It’s Always a White Christmas for Jeff Sessions 65 The Bible Is My Favorite Book 66 Santa Is Real, but Climate Change Is a Hoax 67 Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year? 68 Where’s My Parade? 69 Tic Tacs and Mistletoe 70 Carol of the Pence 71 My Cabinet Is Nuanced as Shit 72 Normalize It! 73 I Only Like the Prequels 74 Where’s My Apology? 75 What’s a Few Dead Kids Between Business Partners? 76 I Alone Can Fix It 77 The “Southern White House” IS Totally a Thing! 78 Can’t Get to Heaven Fast Enough 79 Melanie (A Love Song) 80 Droppin’ Bombs While Droppin’ Bombs While Droppin’ Bombs 81 Faith Initiative 82 Biblically Qualified 83 A Soft Sensuality 84 Potty Law! 85 A Widow’s Applause (Delicious) 86 Checks/Balances/Gay 87 It’s Just Business 88 Can a Brother Get an RT? 89 The Hand Shake 90 See Sex Tape 91 Autocorrect Is Gay 92 Unpresidented 93 Renewable Resources Are Gay 94 “Experts” 95 Computers Are Stupid 96 Rational Discourse Is Gay 97 Last Night in Sweden 98 Human Checkers 99 The President of Australia Is Gay 100 I’m Like a Smart Person